Best quotes to send by SMS

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read t
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?
Author: Ray Bradbury
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Author: Jennie Jerome Churchill
The only joy in the world is to begin.
Author: Cesare Pavese
We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
Author: T. S. Eliot
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the
hail storm say to the
roof?
-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary
sprinkles
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What is a hurricane's favorite
pet?
-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why type of lightning likes to play
sports?
-Ball lightning
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
What type of wind is named after a young
deer?
Foehn
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why were the vets and pounds
mad?
It was raining cats and dogs
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes