Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Winston Churchill It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read t
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Ray Bradbury We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?
Author: Ray Bradbury

Jennie Jerome Churchill We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Author: Jennie Jerome Churchill

Cesare Pavese The only joy in the world is to begin.
Author: Cesare Pavese

T. S. Eliot We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.
Author: T. S. Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Weather jokes What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
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Weather jokes What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
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Weather jokes Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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Weather jokes What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn
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Weather jokes Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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