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Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true!
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

This book fills a much-needed gap.
Author: Moses Hadas

This hath not offended the king.
Author: Sir Thomas More

This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.
Author: Bertrand Russell

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them? Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.
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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
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Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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