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I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Author: Tom Lehrer

The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Author: Okakura Kakuzo

The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Author: Ulysses S. Grant

The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Author: William Shakespeare

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
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What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes