Best quotes to send by SMS
Matt Groening What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Author: Matt Groening

Samuel Taylor Coleridge What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Anonymous If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Author: Anonymous

Henry David Thoreau What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Randy K. Milholland Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
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Yo momma jokes Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
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Yo momma jokes Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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