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How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Put yourself on view. This brings your talents to light.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.
Author: Bible

Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
Author: Petrarch

I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
Author: Og Mandino

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked. "I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied. "Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes