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It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave.
Author: John Ruskin

Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein

Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing - peace is the measure.
Author: George Melton

Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!
Author: Sir Walter Scott

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.
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