Best quotes to send by SMS

Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.
Author: Carl Jung
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Author: Jim Bishop
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
Author: Rex Stout
I am going to concentrate on what's important in life. I'm going to strive everyday to be a kind and generous and loving person. I'm going to keep death right here, so that anytime I even think about getting angry at you or anybody else, I'll see death an
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
Author: William Van Horne
The best jokes to send by SMS

What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes