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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can affor
Author: Ellen Goodman

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Not to feel one's misfortunes is not human, not to bear them is not manly.
Author: Seneca

Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
Author: Quintilian

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
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What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
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Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes