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Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we
Author: Dan Quayle

May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is.
Author: Hadewijch of Antwerp

Maybe the greatest challenge now is to find a way to keep independence while also committing ourselves to the ties that bind people, families, and ultimately societies together.
Author: Jane O'Reilly

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Men are afraid to rock the boat in which they hope to drift safely through life's currents, when, actually, the boat is stuck on a sandbar. They would be better off to rock the boat and try to shake it loose.
Author: Thomas Szasz

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a `thank you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "Tell us!" "Well", he starts, "yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that she had passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to thank me in person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her bicycle. But when I had let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes off, lay down on my bed, smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me whatever you desire!'" One of his friends remarks: "You made a really smart choice when you took the bicycle." "Yeah", another friend adds, "just imagine how silly you would have looked in a girl's clothes - and they wouldn't have fit you anyway!"
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes