Best Cell Phones

I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.
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You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
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Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
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