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Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
Author: Robert Henri

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Author: Haim Ginott

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Author: Harold S. Hulbert

Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married? The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
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