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Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Author: Alice Walker

Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
Author: David Broder

Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.
Author: Clifford Stoll

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes