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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
Author: William Shakespeare

Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
Author: John Quincy Adams

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?" "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes