Best quotes to send by SMS
Gertrude Stein Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Hippocrates Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick
Author: Hippocrates

Cicero Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regulate them adequately and not wonder whether someone else's traits might suit him better. The more definitely his own a man's character is, the better it fits
Author: Cicero

Edgard Varese Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
Author: Edgard Varese

Julia T. Alvarez Everyone needs a strong sense of self. It is our base of operations for everything that we do in life.
Author: Julia T. Alvarez

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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Ghost jokes What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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Ghost jokes What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
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Ghost jokes What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
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Ghost jokes What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
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