Best quotes to send by SMS

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Author: Truman Capote
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it cant be taken on its own merits.
Author: Dan Barker
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
Familiarity breed contempt.
Author: Aesop
The best jokes to send by SMS

When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he
reigned.
Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Who invented King Arthur's round table
?
Sir Circumference !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the
bottom !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes
What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes