Best quotes to send by SMS
Truman Capote Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.
Author: Truman Capote

Dan Barker Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it cant be taken on its own merits.
Author: Dan Barker

J. R. R. Tolkien Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

G. K. Chesterton Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Aesop Familiarity breed contempt.
Author: Aesop

The best jokes to send by SMS
History jokes When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
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History jokes Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
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History jokes What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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History jokes Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
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History jokes What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
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