Best quotes to send by SMS
Polish Proverb He is rich enough that wants nothing.
Author: Polish Proverb

Ben Jonson He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Author: Ben Jonson

Lord Chesterfield He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Cicero He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
Author: Cicero

Terry Pratchett He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !
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