Best quotes to send by SMS

He is rich enough that wants nothing.
Author: Polish Proverb
He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Author: Ben Jonson
He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves.
Author: Lord Chesterfield
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
Author: Cicero
He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
Author: Terry Pratchett
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bison
!
Bison who ?
Bison girl scout cookies !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blanche
!
Blanche who ?
Blanche not !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bo
!
Bo who ?
Bo Geste !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bologna
!
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bonnie
!
Bonnie who ?
Bonnie by soloflex !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes