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God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!
Author: William Shakespeare

God enters by a private door into every individual.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.
Author: William Cooper

God has two dwellings: one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.
Author: Izaak Walton

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Author: Voltaire

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
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What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
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What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
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