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In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
Author: Demades

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.
Author: Rebecca Johnson

Monsieur l'abb, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.
Author: Voltaire

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
Author: C. S. Lewis

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes