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Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.
Author: Joel Spolsky

Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty, and if you know it for a certainty, then ask yourself, 'Why should I tell it?'
Author: Johann K. Lavater

I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
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My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes