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Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student.
Author: George Iles

Think it the greatest impiety to prefer life to disgrace, and for the sake of life to lose the reason for living.
Author: Juvenal

Whom did it benefit. (Cui Bono Fuerit)
Author: Longinus Cassius

Whoso neglects learning in his youth, Loses the past and is dead for the future.
Author: Euripides

Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his foot, and so be pedestaled in triumph?
Author: Robert Browning

..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes