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The cautious seldom err.
Author: Confucius

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Author: Carol Burnett

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
Author: John Lennon

Do fish get thirsty?
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If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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