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Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Author: Alex Levin

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he's finished.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes