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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Author: Joseph Conrad

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Author: Matt Groening

The best mirror is an old friend.
Author: George Herbert

I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman

The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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