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People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you dared ask him to analyse his work: if you see it, darling, then it's there.
Author: Freddie Mercury

The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
Author: Cicero

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.
Author: Confucius

The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston

Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. "Don't be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job. I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding." "Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine."
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QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"
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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes