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Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.
Author: Jeremy Taylor

Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
Author: Johann K. Lavater

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
Author: Jackie Gleason

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.
Author: Aristotle

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"
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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes