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The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton

The less you can live on, the more chance your idea will succeed. This is true even after youve 'made it'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Author: Woody Allen

The longest journey is the journey inward.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes