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Best quotes to send by SMS
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
The harvest truly is plenteous, but the laborers are few.Author: Bible
The heart knoweth his own bitterness.Author: Bible
If you believe everything you read, better not read.Author: Japanese Proverb
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.Author: Willa Cather
The best jokes to send by SMS
Did you hear about the
Iranian
terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter
because he
couldn't stand the draft?This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Finn who
spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an
earthquake.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of
Cornflakes in the
supermarket?
Because the label said General
Foods.This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
How do Filipinos count money?
One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the
Baton Rouge
bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends
were
planning to give her a shower?This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes