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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Author: Mark Twain

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
Author: Tellis Frank

Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Author: Harold Bloom

Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.
Author: Madeline Bridges

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
Author: John Ciardi

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes