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Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
Author: Ralph Charell

Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus)
Author: Anacharsis Cloots

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
Author: Mark Twain

Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.
Author: Judy Garland

Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.
Author: Anonymous

Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes