Best Cell Phones

Virtue is its own punishment.
Author: Aneurin Bevan

I didn't really say everything I said.
Author: Yogi Berra

Walking is also an ambulation of mind.
Author: Gretel Ehrlich

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Author: Georges Clemenceau

War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes