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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Author: Bertha Calloway

Women and men have to fight together to change society - and both will benefit... Partnership, not dependence, is the real romance in marriage.
Author: Muriel Fox

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.
Author: W. S. Gilbert

If we are lucky, we can give in and rest without feeling guilty. We can stop doing and concentrate on being.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
Author: Terry Pratchett

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
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What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!
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What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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