Best quotes to send by SMS
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi A person who forgoes the use of his symbolic skills is never really free.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

George Wald A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
Author: George Wald

Stanley Baldwin A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Author: Stanley Baldwin

James Russell Lowell A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.
Author: James Russell Lowell

German Proverb A poor person isn't he who has little, but he who needs a lot.
Author: German Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bird jokes Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Bird jokes What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Bird jokes What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Bird jokes What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Bird jokes What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes