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The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Author: Rene Descartes

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Author: Jimmy Buffett

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Author: Mark Twain

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders.
Author: Tom Peters

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes