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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Author: Peter De Vries

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Author: William Gibson

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes