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The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible

The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

The world is round; it has no point.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"
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