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The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Author: Epictetus

If you want to write you must have faith in yourself. Faith enough to believe that if a thing is true about you, it is likely true about many people. And if you can have faith in your integrity and your motives, then you can write about yourself without f
Author: Real Live Preacher

The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Author: Jonathan Swift

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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