Best quotes to send by SMS

The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; dont limit it.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.
The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Author: Ennius
The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg
If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti
If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.
Author: John Cage
The best jokes to send by SMS

There were two guys working for the
city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.
The other
would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill.
These two
men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling
it up
again.
A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how
hard
these men were working, but couldn't understand what they
were doing.
Finally he had to ask them.
He said to the hole digger,
"I appreciate how hard you work, but what
are you doing? You dig a
hole and your partner comes behind you and
fills it up
again!"
The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who
plants the trees is sick today."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
What happened to the man who turned into an
insect ?
He just beetled off !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Potter !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the words !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes