Best quotes to send by SMS
John Eliot, Ph.D. The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; dont limit it.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.

Ennius The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Author: Ennius

Sir William Bragg The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg

Michelangelo Buonarroti If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

John Cage If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.
Author: John Cage

The best jokes to send by SMS
Idiot and fool jokes There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!" The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
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Insect jokes What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !
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Insect jokes Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
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Insect jokes First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Insect jokes Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !
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