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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may
Author: C. S. Lewis

Of course, our failures are a consequence of many factors, but possibly one of the most important is the fact that society operates on the theory that specialization is the key to success, not realizing that specialization precludes comprehensive thinking
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Of two evils we must always choose the least.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear!
Author: Lord Byron

If you done it, it ain't bragging.
Author: Walt Whitman

Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!
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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !
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