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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
Author: Mark Twain

How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!
Author: William Shakespeare

How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Author: William Shakespeare

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Author: Mary Hirsch

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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