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Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes