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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Author: Irish Proverb

A vision without action is called a daydream; but then again, action without a vision is called a nightmare.
Author: Jim Sorensen

A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and learn how by his own thought to derive benefit from his illnesses.
Author: Hippocrates

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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