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A poet's hope: to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere.
Author: W. H. Auden

A precedent embalms a principle.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
Author: Miguel De Cervantes

A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it grows.
Author: Bolivian Proverb

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
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How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !
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Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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