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Best quotes to send by SMS
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.Author: Alan Corenk
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.Author: E. B. White
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.Author: George Bernard Shaw
Design is directed toward human beings. To design is to solve human problems by identifying them and executing the best solution.Author: Ivan Chermayeff
Desire, ask, believe, receive.Author: Stella Terrill Mann
The best jokes to send by SMS
When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' !This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Where do fish
come from?
Finland!This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes