Best quotes to send by SMS
Scottish Proverb Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Bible Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatredtherewith.
Author: Bible

Anonymous Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Author: Anonymous

Raymond Loewy Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Author: Raymond Loewy

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dance jokes How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
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Dance jokes Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
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Dance jokes These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
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Dance jokes Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !
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Dance jokes Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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