Best quotes to send by SMS

Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Author: Scottish Proverb
Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatredtherewith.
Author: Bible
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.
Author: Anonymous
Between two products equal in price, function and quality, the better looking will out sell the other.
Author: Raymond Loewy
Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes