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Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.
Author: Randall Jarrell

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Never invest you money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
Author: Billy Rose

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Author: Babe Ruth

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth
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Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
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"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes