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Oppression can only survive through silence.
Author: Carmen de Monteflores

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Author: Heinrich Heine

Other people's troubles are bearable.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
Author: Dutch Proverb

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
Author: John Adams

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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