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Best quotes to send by SMS
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.Author: Norman Mailer
Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.Author: e e cummings
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.Author: Oscar Wilde
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.Author: Rene Descartes
One does not learn how to die by killing others.Author: Vicomte de Chateaubriand
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be
saved?
A: The United States of America!This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What
happened when Bill Clinton got a
shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton
is writing his memoirs.
They're called "The Johnson Years".This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
does
Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
boat sinks.
Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes