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As to diseases make a habit of two things - to help, or at least, to do no harm.
Author: Hippocrates

As you teach, you learn.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Ask questions from your heart and you will be answered from the heart.
Author: Omaha Proverb

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Author: Christopher Hampton

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
Author: George Washington

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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