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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always a child. If no use is made of the labors of past ages, the world must remain always in the infancy of knowledge.
Author: Cicero

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
Author: Robertson Davies

The most important thing in life is to see to it that you are never beaten.
Author: Andre Malraux

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !
This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!
This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes