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Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Author: Epictetus

Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can live it, he can be filled and sustained by it, but he cannot utter or teach it.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.
Author: Plotinus

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.
Author: Heraclitus

What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments
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